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Joey Avino
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About me
When I was just a baby Male Model I grew up in Cliffside Park NJ. My dad and mom were in fashion but my mother was a Female Model also. I went to high school at Don Bosco Penisatory High School. At eighteen, one of my girlfriends who I was sleeping with but not sort of dedicating emotional time towards because, duh, well I'm really good looking, but anyway, she was like "Hey you're really really good looking." So I went to an agent at Fusion Model Management and the agent said 'Hey you're really really, ridiculously good looking, can you be one of my Male Models?" And from than on, I was officially a Male Model. After I got home and I told the girl, babe, I'm a Male Model now, so go do some drugs or something because I have things to see, and people to do... OH SNAP! Anyway... So like after that I had these Male Model powers. All of the gay guys started hitting on me and tried to get at my Male Model Manhood. So I needed to learn how to fight off men and women of all sorts. If I didn't I would get acne and dark circles under my eyes and that would be the end of the world. So I decided to take some fighting classes. My style of choice, Male Modeling Mixed Martial Arts for Male Models Who Want To Look Good And Learn How To Fight Off Ugly Women And Men at the 'Male Modeling Mixed Martial Arts Center for Male Models Who Want To Look Good And Learn How To Fight Off Ugly Women And Men.' It was a good time I have like sixteen black belts by now... wait, I don't know I can't count that high! It might be only three but I still can't count that high. On my spare time I like to drive my pink Porsche Cayman S around. I like to take cliché MySpace photos of myself with my cameras. I like to go on dates with women. I go shopping a lot in Beverly Hills. I also enjoy working out, playing guitar, Taking care of my fish, playing with my little cute Lapsho Apso dog named Mugzy! He is super cute he make me want to Male Model more so I can buy him better Guicci outfits for dogs. My ultimate favorite thing to do is practicing my Male Model looks in the mirror in the room of my parents house. I look at myself for about six hours a day. One day I want To be the most good looking bestest Male Model alive, with a sexier body, and sexier women to drink with. More sexy than the women I'm currently drinking with.
 
Gender
Male
Age
26 years
 
Profile Views
1351
Last Active
19 Jul 2010
 
My Metro Area
New York Metro Area
 
 
Favorite NightClubs
Tenjune, Level V, where only the coolest people hang out that love to stand around and not dance, and stare at everyone there and make sure that the entire club wants to be them.
 
Favorite Designer Labels
Please, I am a designer label!
 
Favorite Music
The Dandy Warhols
 
Favorite Films
Sideways, Igby Goes Down, Zoolander, A Night At The Roxbury
 
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Deena Nicole Cortese
09/07/07 3:04 PM

hiii =]
Anita Umarji
08/26/07 7:27 PM

hilarious
Jenn
08/23/07 7:38 PM

Thanks for the friend request I love your designer label ​style!
Rex Pachuta
08/22/07 11:25 AM

Good Luck Friday! haha
Kyle ledeboer
08/17/07 5:36 PM

yo rex showed me your JAMM site....fucking hilarious...ke​ep up the good work hommie Kyle
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